Yesterday, during his "light persuasion" tour of the Eastern Periphery, impudent rebel scum attempted to stage an attack on Darth Mechanicus. Characteristically undaunted, Darth Mechanicus was quoted as saying that he remained unfazed by the assault, but that the rebels would soon feel the fear that they attempted to inflict upon him. After the incident was resolved, the imperially sanctioned news sources reported that several citizens were killed by the bombing, including the deluded wretch who served as the delivery device. Later in the day, disinformation sources reported that as many as fifteen sub-national units of labor were also lost in the attack.
Reports that Darth Mechanicus intercepted the suicide bomber at the gate and killed him using his mastery of the Force could not be confirmed at press time, but are in keeping with previously published reports of his awesome powers.
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